You Suck

Posted by & filed under , , , , .

Dunn Kelly rarely has a problem covering for his alcoholic father. As the only You Suck WoodSpecial Populations detective on the police force, his dad’s responsibilities usually consist of freeing zombies tangled in turnstiles, checking rabies tags on werewolves, and sweeping up vampires who oversleep when moon bathing. But when teen pop star Delilah Idaho sees a wrinkle on her forehead, Dunn’s world is turned upside-down.

His town is the host to a new television show- You Suck, a reality show in which vampires, from sparkly to old school, compete for the privilege of biting Delilah, keeping her young and beautiful forever. But a murderer is loose on the set and it’s up to Dunn to save his father’s job and solve the mystery. Oh, and his teacher is hitting on him, the football coach hates his guts, and he just might lose his spot on the swim team. Dunn’s life, like the television show, sucks.


Kindle US | Kindle UK | Kindle AU | Kindle CA | Barnes and NoblePaperback US | Hardcover US | Paperback UK | Hardcover UK | Paperback CA | Hardcover CA | Audible | iTunes


One Response to “You Suck”

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *